Telugu sms jokes collection, Telugu sms jokes

                                                 Category : Funny
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Oka scientist president kaledu, kani kalam ayyadu, oka conductor superstar kaledu kani rajini ayyadu, oka kothi mobile operate cheyyaledu, kani nuvvu nijam ga great!
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Best advice: nalugurini choose chey, muggurini select chesuko, iddarini love chey, okkarini pelli chesuko!
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Girls tight dresses vesukuni vallu comfortable ga undaru alage boys ni undanivvaru!
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Customer: aa banana enta?
sales person: 10 rs
cus: 6 rs ki ivvu
sp: aa rate ki aa banana tokkostadi kavala?
cus: sare nenu 4 rs ki banana konta, kani nuvvu tokka unchuko!
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Wife: evandi naku meru diamond nekclace kontunnattu kala vachindandi
Husband: naku vachindi kala, billu mee babu pay chestunnattu
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Girl friend ki police ki madhya teda enti?
alochinchu..................aa iddaru money nokkesi vadilipedtaru!
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3 ants ki enugu kanipistundu
1st one: danni champeddam
2nd one: dani leg viricheddam
3rd one: arey papam vadileddam ra adi okkate manam mugguram unnam!
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2 boys 2 girls ventapadataru, aa girls boys ki rakhi kadataru, 1st boy: ippudemcheddam 2nd boy: nenu ne sis ni pelli chesukunta, nuvvu na sis ni pelli chesko
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iddaru vyaktulu oka jatara lo tappipoyina tama pellala kosam vetukutaru
1st one: ne wife ela untundi
2nd one: chala andamga, tellaga, sexy ga untundi
2nd one: mari nee bharya ela untundi?
1st one: nadi vadiley nee bharya ni vetukudam pada!
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Prema blind kavochu kani pelli anedhi kallu teripistundi
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Girl:  abba chala tight ga undi
Boy: don't worry, nenu mellaga pedtha
Girl:  pettu
boy: pettalekapotunna
girl:  abba chala noppiga undi
boy: marchipo
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wedding ring kotadi kondam le!
Nuvvem anukunnav?
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Man: naaku poison kavali!
Chemist: adi neeku ammalenu
taruvata atanu marriage certificate chupistadu
chemist: sorry nee daggara prescription undani teliyadu..idigo teesuko
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Monkey ki donkey ki difference enti?

Monkey ee message ni save chestundi!
Donkey ee message ni delete chestundi!
Choice neede!
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Wife: evandi mana kitchen loki donga vachi nenu chesina cake thintunnadandi!
Husaband: avuna evariki call cheyyamantave police ka ambulance ka?
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Oka boy beautiful girl chusi ventane velli kiss chestadu Girl: "stupid emchestunnav"? Boy: B.tech 2nd year
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que: ammaylu abbaylni kiss chesetappudu eyes enduku close chestaru?
ans: vallu eppudu boys ni anandam to chudaleru kanuka!
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Oka roju iddaru lovers phone lo kakunda pigeons to messages send cheyyalani anukunnaru, next day pigeon emi message tekunda vachindi, boy:endunku message pampaledu ani kopam to call chestadu girl: orey edava adi miss call ra antundi
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oka girl and boy ontariga kurchunnaru girl: nannu muttukoku, idanta pellaina taruvate boy: ayite pellaina taruvata naku call chey!
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sand pai ne peru rasa adi cherigipoyindi, gali lo ne peru rasa adi kottuku poyindi, na gundela pai ne peru rasa -- naku heart attack vachindi!
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oka art gallery lo wife and husband "leaf to cover chesukunna ammayini chustaru" Husband alane chustu undi potadu, Wife ki kopam vachi, ippudostara leka aaku ralipoye varaku wait chestara?
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Man outside phone booth: hello enti chala sepati nundi wait chestunna intavaraku asalu emi matladaledu?
Man in phone booth: na wife to matladutunna!
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Santa inka valla wife auto lo veltunnaru..driver tana mirror ni adjust chesukuntunnadu..santa driver to "oye enduku na wife ni chustunnav" 


velli venakala seat lo kurcho nenu naduputa!
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Santa: Naku nite anta train lo nidrapattaledu ra!
Banta: endukani?
Santa: Upper birth vachindi
Banta: Mari evaritonaina exchange chesukovalsindi
Santa: akkada exchange chesukovatiki kinda birth lo evvaru leru!
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Girl to shopkeeper: Yedaina manchi love cards ivvandi!
Shopkeeper: Ee card chudu --"Nenu oka vyaktini chala ghadamga premincha"
Girl: Bagundi oka padi cardlu ivvandi!
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Okasari aeroplane rocket ni adugutundi "nuvvu enduku anta fast ga ela vellagalgutunnav?"
Rocket: evaraina neeku venaka manta pettinappudu telustundi aa badha emito!
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1st beggar: chala sepati nundi yenduku aa movie poster ni  alane chustunnav?
2nd beggar: nene aa movie producer ni kabatti!
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Patient: doctor, ide na first operation konchem jagrattaga cheyyandi!
Doctor: Nannu bhayapettaku, naku kuda ide first operation
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Teacher: OXFORD ardham cheppu?

Student: OX ante eddu, FORD ante bandi. so oxford ante edla bandi
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Nijamaina prema jail lo unna khaidi lantidi....age bar ayipoina siksha inka purti kadu
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Wife: evandi meeku naalo edi nachutundi andam aa teliva?
Husband: Naaku maatram ila jokulu vestuntav kada adi nachutundi baga
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Teacher: mee nanna 5000 loan teeskunnadu. 10% lekkana 1 year taruvata mee nanna tirigi enta kattali?
Student: okka paisa kuda kattadu
Teacher: neeku maths rada?
Student: vachandi kani maa nanna gurunchi meeku assalu teliyadu
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Lady doctor to santa: roju poddunne clinic bayata nilabadi adavallani endukala chustav!

Santa: bayata board meeda rasundi kada doctor aadavallani chuse samayam 9am - 11 am ani
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Teacher asks children, meeru future lo em avvalanukuntunnaru?

Ram : nenu pilot avuta.
Vinod : nenu doctor avuta.
Deepa : nenu manchi ammani avuta.
Ravi : nenu deepa ki help chesta.
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Wife: evandi nannu chala costly place ki teesukellandi
Husband: pada ready avvu ani oka chotiki teesukelladu

ekkadi teesukuvellado oohinchu................petro pump
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American to indian:  neeku swimming vacha?
Indian to american:  radu
American to indian:  Neekante kukka nayam adi kuda swim chestundi
Indian to american: Neeku vacha swimming
American to indian:  Avunu
Indian to american : ayite neeku kukkaki em teda?
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Santa to Shopkeeper: Naaku india flag chupinchadu

Shopkeeper oka flag chupinchadu

Santa: Indulo vere colors leva?
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Baba: Nee jeevitam loki araguru amayilu vastaru naayana
Bhaktudu: Abba swamy naa jeevitam dhanyam ayipoindi swamy
Baba: antaga santoshinchaku nayana nenu cheppina daniki ardham oka wife inka 5guru aada pillalu!
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Appa rao ki leg accident ayyindi

Doctor: Appa rao 2 weeks lo lechi tirugutav ayya!

2 weeks taruvata appa rao tana friend to ade vishayam cheppadu

Friend: mari doctor ninnu normal ga chesada?

Appa rao: avunu vadi bill kattadaniki naku unna car ammanu kada, ippudu ekkadiki vellina kallatone tiragali
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Wife: evandi poyina birthday ki naku iron bed konnaru kada ee sari emi idham anukuntunnaru

Husband: AA bed ki current idham anukuntunna
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Teacher: Bhumi meeda unde animals pillalni pedthayi, egirevi eggs pedthayi, ayite yedi gali lo egurutundi + pillalni kuda pedutundi!

Student: Air hostess andi
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Santa wife: Yentandi poddune pustakam tega chadivestunnaru
Santa: Blood gurinchi chaduvutunna
Wife: ippudu anta avsaram emi vachindandi
Santa: Repu doctor na blood test undannade anduku!
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Santa: orey entra car inta speed ka veltundi
Banta: Breaks fail ayyayi ra, accident ayye lopala tondaraga intiki veldam pada annadu kangaruga!
Santa: ayite tondaraga veldam pada ra!
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Train TT: ekkadiki vellali
Baba: Ekkadaite ramudu janminchado akkadiki
TT: Ticket unda?
Baba: ledu
TT: ayite pada
Baba: ekkadiki nayana
TT: Ekkadaite krishnudu janminchado akkadi ki!
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Iddaru friends matladukuntunnaru 1st one: orey nenu na gf ki gift ivvalanukuntunna emi ivvali cheppu? 2nd one: gold ring ivvu! 1st one: edanna peddadi cheppara 2nd one: MRF Tyre ivvu!  
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Okasari oka abbayi veltu veltu oka donkey mundu kalu jari paddau, oka ammayi: mee annaya ashirwadam teesukuntunnava? Abbai: Avunu vadina garu! 
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Girl: Nuvvu nannu kiss cheste godava chesta!
Boy: Ayina ikkada evvaru leru kada
Girl: Naku telusu kani formality kosam
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Santa: nenu chala sepati nundi ne no ki phone chestunte "switched off" ani vastundenti?
Banta: ori verri pappa, adi na "Hello tune" ra!
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Oka vyakti chala badha lo unnadu, appudu atani friend vachi "yenduku anta badha padutunnav" annadu. appudu aa vyatkti annadu "nenu telisinodiki plastic surgery kosam 1 lakh ichanu ra, kani ippudu vadni gurthupattalekapotunna ra antu edchesadu"!
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Teacher: Oye Arun le roju nuvvu college ki endukostunnav nidrapodaanika? Arun: ledandi vidya kosam, Teacher: so why r u sleeping? Arun: E roju vidya raaledu kadandi!

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oka interview lo abbayi reject ayyadu kani ammayi select ayyindi! Think..? Valliddari paina first 2 buttons open unnayi kabatti!

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2 ayomayam gallu musuem lo unna mummy ni chusi.
Ayomayam 1: anni bandages aa Pakka Accident Case.
Ayomayam 2: Avunu..Lorry number kuda rasi undi.BC.1760..

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Santa by mistake ga ladies toilet loki velatdu.
ladies andaru sudden ga lechi nilabadataru
Santa : respect anedi manasulo unte chaalu,
kurchondi kurchondi… :)
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Marriage is a 3-ringula circus lantidi - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
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priyuralu kiss cheste kaalayi na lips!
priyuralu kiss cheste kaalayi na lips!
Endukante tanu tini vachindi "Bingo red chilly chips"


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oka roju ravanudu disco ki velladu...Kallu tirigi padipoyadu, due to shock..!
why.....?? " endukante entry fee Rs. 1500 per HEAD kabatti...!!!
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oka doma pilla first time egirindi..malli intiki vachaka nanna adigadu ela undi..bagundi nanna ekkadiki vellina andaru chappatlu kotti welcome chepparu
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Santa: Nenu bus ekkina..adi naa meeda ekkina theda enti?  banta: em ledu 2 sarlu ticket neeke
 

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Bore ga feel avutunnava? ayite chain teesi.........bag lo unna book teesi chaduvu!
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Pachi nijam: Oka ammayi cell lo full balance unte aa ammayiki bf unnadu... ade abbayi cell lo full bal unte vadiki gf ledani ardham
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Sir : Evarni pisinari antaru?
Student: 100 smslu pampinaa reply ivvani varini
Example cheppu: me ammayi sir!
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Santa tana intiki paina sagam paint chesi kinda la raasadu
"Same as above" What an idea sir ji..!

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Nee ishtamaina oka Fruit Choose chesuko.

Apple
Lemon
0range
Mango
Banana
Chery
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oye! rply cheyyodi, konukkoni tinu.
Fruits r good 4 health...!

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Okavela boys vomiting cheskunte parents ekkada thini vachado ee yedava antaru, ade ammayilu vomiting chesukunte yevade aa yedava antaru. moral of the story: iddarlo yevaru vomiting cheskunna boys yedavale!


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oka girl class lo paadutondi
“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
  appudu oka boy vachi touch chesi ila annadu neeku dammunte inka paadu.

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Boy:"hey,

i love u,

naaku gf ga untava. ??

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Grl:"hmmmm!

nee number ivvu,

present bf to break up aypote miss call istale!

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Bus Accident
Man Crying: na cheyyi tegindi
chala noppiga undi
Santa: orey noru moosuko
atu chudu aadi tala tegipoyindi,
ayina silent ga unnadu..!!

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ee madya nee sms lu raavadam aagipoyayi..! naa meedha aligava..leka nee bal ayipoyindha.! ha..ha..ha..ha..gud nt

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sms..sms...sms...sms..sms..sms..sms..santoshamena inkeppudu malli nannadagodhu sms pampaledhani..gud nt

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oka ammayundedi..friends ante padi chachedi..rayaala vadha ani alochinchedi..eppudoo edho cheppalanukunedi..kani mobile bill ante bayapadi chachedhi..

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mee intiki vastanu, vastuune vuntanu, ganta gantaki vastanu, ratri-pagalu vastanu, vachi mee inti bell kotti paripotanu..

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nenu evarikaite sms pamputano, nenante padi chastaru, evarikaite naa sms pampano..valla cell ni godakesi kotti maree edustaru..nuvvu chala lucky endukante nee cell pagalledhu kabatti

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No calls, No missed calls, No sms's... I'm worried..emaindi zoo vallu gani malli pattukellara..?

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Father : inni takkuva marks..? 2 peekaanante..!, Son : avunu dady pada veladam maa teacher intiki...!

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Life ante ila vundali..Mon : sneham, Tue : prema, wed : pelli, thu : pelli ooregimpu, Fri : fighting, Sat : divorce, Sun : rest, Mon : naaku opika ledu kanu nuvve repeat chesuko..

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Evolution of man : Pelliki mundu-hero no 1, Pelli taruvta - coolie no 1...